Wake and Bake Think Tank: The Media, Government, and Opioids, Oh My!

I realize I posted this on my Instagram this morning, but it’s pretty important to point out, so this is for all of you who don’t follow me on Insta. Be wary your media…and your government. Today’s Wake and Bake Think Tank is wildly depressing, but since we already know how backwards and fucked government…

Feelings Feel Better with Weed

(This sentiment and a few more are now available in a variety of mediums on my Redbubble Shop. Link is –>, under “Custom Yet Classy Stoner Merch!)

Dad’s Advice on Media

My dad always said, “Believe none of what you hear, half of what you read, only what you see, and then doubt it.”

Sober or Stoned?

I’m definitely stoned in one of these pictures, but can you tell which one?

The Mythical CBD Plant

Yes, folks, this happened today. I’m hoping it was a language barrier, and not more of the same desperation for people to “get into” the business of cannabis, of which they know nothing about. • So here’s the translation of hemp in the following languages: French – Chanvre German – Hanf Spanish – Cáñamo Italian…